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kendiking

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« on: June 01, 2009, 08:38:24 AM »
There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush supporters.

Not really knowing what a Bush supporter is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush supporter."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush supporter?"

Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry supporter." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry supporter. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry supporter, and my Dad's a Kerry supporter, so I'm a Kerry supporter!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush supporter."
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NELLOB

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« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2009, 02:41:34 PM »
Very funny!!!!  Three chinese cheers for Bush supporters:  phooey, phooey, phooey.
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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2009, 04:35:20 PM »
LOL....that did gave me a smile too.
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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2009, 08:03:38 PM »
it's funny we smileand and when it's not , then it would be true , i think i'm not smiling , but i will tell you what would make me smile , maybe , lol .

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« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2009, 08:07:09 PM »
i thought it was ok , got a chuckly out of it for about a second or two , maybe three , good one  , lol .
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terrpuss

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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2009, 04:20:39 PM »
  DURING A MANS ANNUAL PHYSICAL, THE DOCTOR ASKS HIM TO DROP HIS PANTS AND PUT  HIS HANDS ON THE EXAMINATION TABLE.  A FEW SECONDS INTO THE RECTAL EXAM, THE MAN CRIES OUT, "OH, MY GOD!"
    THE DOCTOR ASKS HIM WHAT COULD BE THE PROBLEM.  THE PATIENT REPLIES, "THE LAST DOCTOR I WENT TO DID THIS WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY SHOULDERS."
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terrpuss

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« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2009, 04:28:48 PM »
a man cheating on his not-so-bright girlfriend puts a condom in his wallet.  going through his pants one day, the dim dame finds it and, unsure what it is, asks her philandering boyfriend.
   thinking quickly, he says, "that is a condom, and it goes over your cigarette so you can smoke in the rain.  they sell them at the pharmacy."
    believing him, she goes to the pharmacy and asks for some condoms.  "no problem," says the clerk.  "what size would you like?"
   she replies, "just big enough to fit a camel."
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