There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many
of
>>them
>>are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to
be
>>liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy,
>>Johnny. The
>>teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says,
"I'm
>>not
>>a bush fan." The teacher says, "Why aren't you a bush fan?" Johnny
says,
>>"I'm an Al Gore fan"
>>The teacher asks why he's an Al Gore fan. The boy says, "Well, my
mom's an
>>Al
>> Gore fan and my dad's an Al Gore fan, so I'm an Al Gore fan!"
>>The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says,
"What if
>>you're mom was a moron and you're dad was an idiot, what would that
make
>>you?"
>>Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."
