In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and
says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if
I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh?
Would ya?"
The clerk says, "Well, no!"
"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then why did you
ask me if I'm Polish because I ask for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
