All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
Most ball games are lost, not won.
Never make predictions, especially about the future.
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
The trick is growing up without growing old.
