At Party Poker, first round (10/15 blinds), maybe the third or fourth hand of the game. I turn over AA.
There are several folds, and then someone across the table raises around 250. The guy directly behind him calls, and I go all in.
Given my luck lately, I'm really just hoping they'll both fold, but they call instead.
The first guy - the raiser- turns over AJo.
The caller turns over... AJo.
So I'm thinking, "Wow. I'm going to triple up. Maybe my luck has finally changed!"
Then the flop comes with a J in it. And I'm thinking, "There's only one more J in the deck. What are the chances...?" when the river brings... you guessed it, another J.
So here's what I need - I need someone to tell me how to appease the Poker Gods. Because obviously I'm not going to win as long as those bastards are mad at me.