G'Day Mates
(You Must Remember This)
****************THE RULES****************
1. The FEMALE always makes the rules!
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification!
3. No MALE can possibly know all the rules!
4. If the FEMALE suspects the male knows the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules!
5. The FEMALE is never wrong!
6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something
the MALE did or said!
7. If rule number 6 applies, the MALE must apologise immediately for causing the misunderstanding!
8. The FEMALE can change her mind at any time!
9. The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE!
10. The FEMALE has every right to be angry and upset at any time!
11. The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and upset!
12. If the FEMALE has PMS, all rules are null and void!
You Had Better watch your ASS Mates!
Cheers Masala;)
