do you drink or gamble , lol .....

[crazzvette]

guy walks out of a bar and meet,s a drunk
drunk ask,s him for a quid
guy reply,s will you spend this quid on booze
the drunk reply,s no
will you spend this quid on gambling
the drunk reply,s no
then you must come home and meet my wife
why reply,s the drunk
to show her what happens to people who don,t drink and gamble

[wilsoncfc]

i like a a good gambling joke lol nice 1 mate this is my new years joke from now on lol got anymore poekr/gamblings jokes pm em with em if so man

[NELLOB]

  What DOES HAPPEN to people who don't drink and gamble??

[wilsoncfc]

they keep there money ? lol

[NELLOB]

  Now, that's funny.  Thanks. 

[spiderman637]

I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY WITH PEOPLE WHO DRINK AND GAMBLE !!!
THAT WOULDD BE GREAT CAUSE I WILL HAVE FAIR CHANCE TO WIN !!!
BUT ME...
I DONT DRINK MATE..

[bird_man13]

lol thats funny, i dont drink either, so im always on my game

[FatBasset]

Good for a chuckle, but for those of us not familiar with british money what is a "quid"?