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crazzvette

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10 Ways to Annoy Cops
« on: June 22, 2009, 05:50:50 AM »
1. Say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me!"
2. When he approaches you, stare at his gut and say, "Hmmm. I thought cops had to be physically fit."
3. Sway and ask if his bulletproof vest protects him from projectile vomiting.
4. Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk.
5. Throw his nightstick and tell the police dog to fetch it.
6. Ask him if you can use his pepper spray to spice up your pizza.
7. Tell him you wanted to be a cop, but decided to graduate high school instead.
8. When he asks you to walk the line, "Riverdance" instead.
9. Instead of pleading the 5th amendment, plead the 13th or 16th.
10. When he asks for your license, say, "Oh sure, officer, can you hold my beer for a sec?"

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Re: 10 Ways to Annoy Cops
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 08:17:57 PM »
this actually should be # 1 , lol .

When the officer says, "Your eyes look a little blood-shot. Have you been drinking?", reply, "Well gee, officer, your eyes look a little glazed over...have you been eating donuts?"

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee , lol .
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Re: 10 Ways to Annoy Cops
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 09:40:07 PM »
anytime i've been pulled over they already look annoyed.  i don't think i want to add to that.

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Re: 10 Ways to Annoy Cops
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2009, 08:54:40 PM »
 ;D ;D  Crazzy 'crazz', your DA BESTEST!!!!!!!! ;D ;D
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Re: 10 Ways to Annoy Cops
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2009, 06:39:58 AM »
last time i was pulled over by a cop i was driving my daughter to work on the midnight shift, I was in my jammies :-X he had his lights on but no siren, didn't notice right away or fast enough for him anyways- when i pulled over he came running to my car with a gun pointed at me-man was i scared and a bit shocked- he said " I have been following you for 3 blocks why haven't you pulled over" I told him just noticed now and we are only 2 blocks from my house, how could you have been following me for 3 blocks? He didn't like that i guess, was nasty , mean cop.....anyways the purpose for him pulling me over was I had 1 headlight out-why the gun I have no clue. He issued me 3 tickets, I was even more shocked now, when i noticed the officers name it all made sense to me. I worked for tickets deffenders as a receptionist and file clerk...this particular cop had wrote 85% of the tickets issued coming in that place....think he was in with them-ahhhh yeah! Well I took my tickets to court and put my cop on the stand to tell the court how he approches woman driving their daughters to work in their jammies with 1 headlight out-lol-2 of my tickets were thrown out...I felt quite satisfied- I just wanted people to know this cop- lil trigger happy I would say... thats how I annoy cops!
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Re: 10 Ways to Annoy Cops
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2009, 09:40:54 AM »
Try this one out.  For years I owned a dairy farm and would haul my neighbor's and my cattle to market.  Had to have my vehicle and the cattle trailer  it pulled Provincial Inspected !  Had sway bar put on vehicle and in between trailer and vehicle so they were at same level along with safety chains !  Put it plainly I was at or above the law with that set up!

Any one a police officer had it in for me when I had the trailer behind me in vehicle and since I went to the auction once week and up three times a week depending neighborhood need I would get pulled over one or two times by the same police and go through the same bs every time and not get a ticket because I had the Provincial Certificate.

Well one day he was going on holidays and was driving his truck with one of those trailers to camp in ( it was twice as long as his or my vehicle).  He came up to a corner near the town welder's shop and I was there to have something repaired and all of a sudden there was a THUD !!

We all walked out of the shop and saw this vehicle on it's side and trailer with one front corner damaged!  The trailer was still on it's wheels with it's hitch impaled into the vehicle.  Now to come up to a corner with that amount of weight the driver has to come to a full stop before turning even if there is no traffic or the momentum of the trailer which is going straight at the time will still do so and go straight forward and since he did not the trailer pushed the vehicle on it's side and what damage was done was done.

Now I had complained to neighbor's and the local paper before how this one police officer pick on me.  I was smiling had two neighbor's , neighborhood kid from welding shop and the editor from paper congregating at the scene!

I knew what had happened by just looking at what was on it's side since I had experience handling that sort of equipment!  "WELL  WELL DO YOU HAVE PROVINCIAL INSPECTION PAPERS OFFICER ( insert his name )" I asked and I asked it a few times and pointed out that he had asked it to me on rural roads to make sure the public was save from me.  By the time I finished I had pointed out to the audience ( which included the editor ) he knew the traffic laws he broke by not having everything certified !     

Small town of three thousand saw the pictures of accident with my views pointing out of his laws broken ( 12 of them ) from no safety chain stabilizers etc.  even gave to paper a copy of his latest time he pulled me over for nothing ( police officer has to do paper work proving what he has done and I asked for a copy to make sure to show insurance for cheaper rate).

He was transferred within a week of returning from holidays and had to pay for the damage from his pocket!  The newspaper editor article caused that.

We had ten police officers in that town because of two prisons , strange after that they waved or smiled when seeing me on the streets hauling cattle or walking along road side!  ;D

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Re: 10 Ways to Annoy Cops
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2009, 11:39:33 AM »
When the officer says, "Your eyes look a little blood-shot. Have you been drinking?", reply, "Well gee, officer, your eyes look a little glazed over...have you been eating donuts?"

got to admit , this one would be number 1 , lol , jsut to funny thou .