Tony, had a serious gambling problem, every time he came home his wife would ask him how much money he lost at the casino.
Then one night, Tony didn't come home at all.
Finally he arrived home at 9 AM. His wife was furious at him.
Tony smiled at her and said, "I have something to confess, I was at the bar last night, got drunk, and went home with the barmaid. We had the most incredible sex ever."
"Don't give me that rubbish," his wife snapped. "Come on, tell me, how much did you lose last night?"
