A wife goes to the doctor and ask for a remedy for her husbands snorig. The doc says tie a ribbon around his testicles.
So the wife goes to bed and the dog start to snore. She says why not try it on the dog, so she gets a blue ribbon and ties it to the dogs testicles. The husband comes home a short time later drunk as a scunk, gets undressed and passes out. Then he starts to snore so the wife gets a red ribbon out and ties it to his testicles. The husband wakes up to use the restroom and sees the ribbon, walks back into the bedroom and sees the dogs ribbon. He says to the dog, I don't know where we went but we took 1st and 2nd place.
