> > > A Good Reason Not To Flirt
> >
> > A couple was invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress
>Halloween
> > party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to
>go to
> > the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she
>argued
> > and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and
>there was
> > no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
> > So, he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after
>sleeping
> > soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still
>early,
> > decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her
>costume
> > was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband
>to see
> > how he acted when she was not with him.
> > So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his
>costume,
> > cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice
>"chick" he
> > could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
> > His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe
>herself, he
> > left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.
> > She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
>husband.
> > After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in
>her
> > ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
> > passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking
>at
> > midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away
>and
> > got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up
>for
> > this outrageous behavior.
> > She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what
>kind of
> > time he had.
> > "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
>you're
> > not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied,
>"I'll
> > tell you, I never danced one dance. When I got there, I met
>Pete, Bill
> > Brown and some other guys, so we went into the into the spare
>room and
> > played poker all evening."
> > You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing
>poker all
> > night !" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
> > To which the husband replied ,,, "Actually ,,, I gave my costume
>to your
>Dad and apparently ,, he had the time of his life !!!."
>
