Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman from Texas arrived and bet
$20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I'm completely nude." With that, Shelley stripped from
the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby,
Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The
dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
Moral - Not all Texans are stupid and not all blondes are dumb,
but all men are men.
