The regular Friday night…poker game was going on when John lost $500 on a single hand, had a heart attack, and died. “Who’s going to tell his wife?” They drew cards, and Bill drew the low card. He knocked on John’s door and told his wife, “John lost $500 at poker tonight.”
She turns red and yells, “Tell that $#*^_^ to DROP DEAD!”
Bill walks away sheepishly and says, “I’ll tell him.”
Source: Blind Bet Poker
