a man walks into a music store to buy an old-school vinyl record. as he gets ready to check out, he discovers that he forgot his wallet. but instead of running back home to get it, he decides to steal the record by sticking it down his pants.
the cashier spots him on the way out and yells, "hey! is that a record in your pants?"
the man replies, "well, idont know if its a record, but i havent heard any complaints."
