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santa
« on: December 30, 2008, 09:47:18 AM »
santa came down  a chimney and there sat a well dressed beautiful lady with milk and cookies enticing santa. oh santa won't you please stay. santa said ho ho ho i have to  go i have to  deliver the toys.a few houses later santa came down the chimney and there was a lady in a house coat and hair in curlers with milk and cookies enticing santa oh santa won't you please stay. santa replied ho ho ho i have to go i have to deliver the toys.at santas last stop he came down the chimney and there sat a lovely lady in the nude with her finger in the Cake saying oh santa won't you please stay.santa replied hey hey hey reckon i'll stay can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way.               now i bet i'm really in trouble for this one. bryan..... :twisted:

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Re: santa
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2009, 04:39:24 AM »
that was pretty funny

ho ho ho listen here lol
ive got presents to deliever

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Re: santa
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2009, 04:43:32 PM »
game on...LOL

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Re: santa
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2009, 07:55:18 AM »
Things that make you go hmmmmm!!!!!  I wonder :-\ was that a chocolate Cake the nude woman had her finger in??   Hmmmmm!!!!!!
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Re: santa
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2009, 08:17:33 PM »
chocolate Cake  , just the thought of christmas , with fancy dinners , fanncy deserts , and fancy lingrie , just make my mouth water , tis the season to be jolly , deal the cards , lol .

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Re: santa
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2009, 08:20:42 PM »
Hey 'crazz'.  What makes your mouth water more?  The fancy lingerie or the fancy desserts??  Fess up now!!!! ;D ;)
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