OMG Chuck Norris jokes are the best...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIuW0dPdPt0Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
Twice. ..
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live....
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried....
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name was "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded. ...
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard...
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits...
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway...
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. ....
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. .
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. .
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. .
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. .
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris. .
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face
Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. .
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never. .
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot. .
Chuck Norris invented water. .
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father..
Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence. .
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. .
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. .
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. .
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. .
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. .
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. .
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. .
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. .
