before she turns on her computer everyday witchywoman goes door to door trying to sell her hexes, potions and avon. one day as a black cat crossed her path she cursed it and cast a spell on that cat. that black cat brought her so much bad luck at the poker tables she had to quit playing poker altogether. she saw that black cat one day living the life of the rich and famous. the black cat thanked her for the fabulous "curse". witchywoman was so crazed by that black cat she completely lost her mind. no longer able to rely on her bewitching ways she soon became a suceesful baglady and panhandler and lived happily insanely everafter. the end. (p.s. the black cat got so fat from living the good life it exploded into a million pieces.)