Redneck if......................

[PokerJoe]

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of.  If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are.

You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if:
 You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if:
 You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if:
 You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if:
 You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if:
 You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if:
 You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if:
 You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

God Bless the USA !

[Len_McRiddle]

Well said my friend.

[witchywitchy]

Wow, I'm not only a redhead but I'm a redneck  

[YoYo888]

You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You seem to have left a line off of this one.
and you're ready to whoop somebody's a$$ at the drop of a hat
if they even think of doing such a thing in a disrespectful manner.

for those who dont know there is a respectful way of doing this.
Burning an American flag is the only proper way to dispose of it (but there is a special ceremony in which to do it)

http://www.usflags.com/index.asp?theTree=Flag+Disposal;Main+Content