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Here4ucash

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« on: January 17, 2008, 06:09:53 AM »
Why won't a witch wear a flat caps?
Because there is no point in it!


What is black, old & ugly and has four wheels?
A witch on a skateboard!


What happens to witches when it rains?
They get wet!


Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
Because there are so many witches sweeping the sky!


What do you call an old hag who lives by the sea?
A sandwitch!


What do you call a witch by the side of the road with her thumb out?
A witchhiker!


What's a witches favorite flower?
A triffid!

witchywitchy

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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2008, 07:20:15 AM »
Too funny   :P  :P
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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2008, 07:22:40 AM »
Do you live by the Sea?????
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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2008, 09:23:07 AM »
NEED MORE WITCHY JOKES :lol: