A bus carrying only ugly people crashes head-on into a truck and everyone dies. Then they all get in line to meet their Maker. Because of the grief that the ugly people have experienced in life, God decides to grant each one a wish before they enter Paradise.
They are all lined up and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous" is the response and so, God snaps his fingers and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too". Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while, but when God is halfway down the line, he hears the last guy in line laughing. When there are only ten people left in line, the guy starts rolling on the floor laughing his head off.
God finally reaches him and asks him what his wish is. The guy finally calms down enough to speak and says, "Make 'em all ugly again".
So..............the next time you're last in line, consider yourself blessed! :lol:
