Top ten things you don't do at a poker table.
1. Ask the dealer her bust size.
2. Tip the dealer with fifty pennies.
3. Tell the guy across from you he looks like your older sister.
4. French kiss your pocket kings, or queens.
5. Ask the dealer, are those your real teeth?
6. Tell the dealer your hundred, year old grandmother could deal better.
7. Ask the dealer, do you wear boxers or briefs?
8. If Toby Mcquire is at your table, don't tell him spiderman is really a wimp.
9. If a person at your table is constantly crying, don't offer them a tissue.
10. Stick your chewing gum under
the table.
